Ideas?

Kamaton999
11 Mar 2014, 17:42
Listen up everybody I'm making a really weird text adventure and I need ideas for "The Worst Things To Be Stuck In A Elevator With". It can be ANYTHING at all. Get creative! I tried to make a list but it's a little harder than I thought it would be. Any ideas?

jaynabonne
11 Mar 2014, 19:03
Off the top of my head:
- A pack of wild dogs
- A large pipe that is slowly filling the car with water
- The local high school marching band
- A black hole that is threatening to suck you into a distant corner of the universe.
- A trio of Elvis impersonators
- Jabba the hutt
- A killer whale
- A swarm of tiny people who insist on trying to take you down with tiny arrows and spears
- A man with slightly crazy eyes who slaps your hand every time you try to push a button and yells, "No! They'll hear you!"
- A box full of radioactive waste.
- A horse that recently ate Beano (Seinfeld reference)
- A large sarcophagus that won't stop shuddering and shaking.
- A large demon sizing you up as he puts on a bib with a drawing of a human on it and takes out a fork and knife.
- Fifty airbags all going off at once.
- A small child who pushes all the buttons and then begins counting them off as the elevator doors open on each floor: "One.... Two... Three..."
- An aerobics instructor intent on getting you to work out.
- A large vine that is steadily growing along the walls.
- A beginning violinist working on scales.
- A popcorn machine out of control
- A leprechaun looking covetously at your "lucky charms".
- A man with thick glasses that say "x-ray" who keeps looking you up and down and chuckling.
- Someone who suddenly, without fanfare or warning, blurts out sentences that begin with the words, "Listen up everybody!"

Liam315
11 Mar 2014, 20:08
The person whose job it is to fix the elevator.

Genghis Khan.

The Pacific ocean.

george
12 Mar 2014, 02:08
A fart salesman.
A swarm of bees.
A giant leech.
A gelatinous ooze.
A man who wants to shine your shoes and won't stop asking.
A porcupine walker.
A suicide bomber.
An overturned bucket of honey.
A band of lepers.

Pertex
12 Mar 2014, 08:49
Oprah Winfrey

jaynabonne
12 Mar 2014, 10:18
The Grim Reaper, who keeps looking at his watch impatiently and saying, "Come on, come on. I have a quota to fill."