Merry Christmas!

If you don't celebrate Christmas, happy holidays!

(There. Now, I feel I've successfully foisted joy upon and simultaneously offended everyone.)

PS

I'm not a robot. (I can click on boats.)

Hey, there's an extremely sophisticated bot impersonating KV!

Happy holidays to all!

Consider me foisted AND offended!!

Dcoder in the house!

What up, yo!!!

Consider me foisted AND offended!!

I always have, sir. (Especially the "foisted" part.)

. . . and I always will.